Hero of the masses: Gritty, meet a true mascot of the people, Southpaw. (@Southpaw)
Allow me to briefly step across the sports aisle to discuss Philadelphia Flyers mascot Gritty.
Gritty is a seven-foot-tall, amorphous, orange, hirsute being. You may be thinking “Well, that doesn’t really sound too different from other ambiguous sports mascots.”
Generally, I would have agreed with you. Until I looked deeply into Gritty’s eyes.
Not all heroes wear pants. pic.twitter.com/2Ln7CwMhIs
— Gritty (@GrittyNHL) December 4, 2019
Gritty’s batshit gaze is the embodiment of something Friedrich Nietzche said:
If you look long enough into the void, the void looks back through you.
It makes a perplexing amount of sense that leftists have co-opted Gritty as a symbol of antifascism and working class rebellion. What initially began as a Philly-area adoption of Gritty as a leftist idol has become a nationwide sentiment.
The Jacobin, a publication that describes itself as “a leading voice of the American left, offering socialist perspectives on politics, economics, and culture,” claimed Gritty for the left with a simple tweet:
Gritty is a worker
— Jacobin (@jacobinmag) September 26, 2018
Although Gritty has been crowned as King of the Working Class, I would like to propose an alternative leader: Southpaw, the Chicago White Sox mascot.
If you build it … #whitesox #fieldofdreams @MLB @whitesox pic.twitter.com/0VY8hYCpRI
— Southpaw (@Southpaw) August 8, 2019
Regardless of your social, economic, or political stances, it is a fact that Chicago has a vibrant and rich legacy or immigrant and working class neighborhoods. In the early 20th Century, Chicago was the site of many critical labor upheavals. These early strikers were men, women, and children who hailed from Pilsen, Bridgeport, Pullman, and other South Side neighborhoods.
The South Side in particular was home several working class industries (meat packing, steel mills, and basically all the other jobs no one wanted to do) as well as a large amount of black Chicagoans who arrived in the city after Reconstruction and in the Great Migration. Rich black industry grew in the South Side, but it was not without struggle. The Red Summer of 1919 occurred as a result of racial tensions bubbling over after increased job and housing competition. Slap an expressway in the middle of everything to further divide people, and, in an incredibly brief oversimplification, the South Side has long been a cauldron of racial, labor, and class tensions.
In contemporary times, it seems at times to be the South Side against the rest of Chicago and the world. I can only speak from a transplant’s experience, but the image outsiders (especially white folks) have conjured up of the South Side is one of wild-eyed fear and unknowing.
That fear and unknowing extends to White Sox fans. White Sox fans, as you all know, are a mystery to everyone that isn’t a White Sox fan. And to be honest, people should be scared of White Sox fans, as they are the baseball equivalent of self-flagellators.
While there are various White Sox players, commentators, and other symbols we idolize in our suffering, it is time to put away our earthly comforts and embrace the unknown that is Southpaw.
What is Southpaw? Like the mystery of the South Side and Sox fandom, honestly, none of us really know. But we find out what Southpaw isn’t from his MLB profile:
Some people think he’s an alligator, frog or even a dirty sock. Those are all really goofy, but he’s none of those. Southpaw is a fuzzy green dude that loves the Chicago White Sox. Southpaw’s favorite snack is Ants on a Log. No, not real ants (he’s not an anteater, silly), but the snack with celery, peanut butter and raisins. He had a pet rock once, but he rolled away.
Believe it or not, this vague description put to bed some questions we had at SSHP. Brett and I briefly discussed Southpaw’s gender identity and how we would go about finding out about it, but luckily, the MLB helped us figure out the proper pronouns to use for Southpaw.
We are able to glean a few insights about Southpaw’s viewpoints via social media:
Southpaw believes in a regulated work day.
ShOuldN’T YOU be WOrKIng#MondayMood pic.twitter.com/Wl22jdvDrm
— Southpaw (@Southpaw) December 2, 2019
Southpaw puts his time in working in charity and entertainment, but quittin’ time is quittin’ time.
Southpaw is a creature of the people …
Hey @OrbitAstros, your fans seem to gravitate towards fuzzy green dudes. @whitesox @astros pic.twitter.com/yeWLZjk8i9
— Southpaw (@Southpaw) August 14, 2019
Even fans of the opposing team. If there are any Astros fans looking to jump ship, run into Southpaw’s warm embrace, comrades.
… and the people love Southpaw back.
Thank you for the overwhelming support, White Sox Fans!
Let’s continue to #ChangeTheGame! #Southpaw2020 https://t.co/WzrlW4Kh02
— Southpaw (@Southpaw) January 20, 2020
Southpaw isn’t afraid to strike and stand up to bullies.
I join @MLB in taking a stand against bullying today and every day. #SpiritDay
Click here to see how I can help Strike out Bullying at your school! https://t.co/7MJHKG2Yzf pic.twitter.com/mTWF7Khxs0
— Southpaw (@Southpaw) October 17, 2019
A true leader of the people is not afraid to go on strike or face down powerful figures.
Southpaw stands for equality.
Had a great time at the #Pride Parade today. I ripped my pants though and had to sit down towards the end. Sorry to all of my fans! pic.twitter.com/NHX0AWEc3z
— Southpaw (@Southpaw) July 1, 2019
And, finally, Southpaw doesn’t punch children.
Gritty recently ran into trouble with the law for assaulting a 13-year-old. From SI.com:
Philadelphia Flyers mascot Gritty is under investigation for allegedly assaulting a 13-year-old boy during a photo shoot, police said.
Chris Greenwell and his son Brandon met the hairy, googly-eyed mascot at a November event for season ticket holders. Brandon patted Gritty on the head after he and his father posed for a photo with him at the Wells Fargo Center, Greenwell told The Philadelphia Inquirer.
Greenwell said that as Brandon walked away, Gritty ran out of his chair and “punched my son as hard as he could.”
With a history of hardcore, working-class credibility, residence on the blue-collar side of a union-heavy city, love of the people and equality, and disdain for the powerful, Southpaw is America’s true working-class mascot.
When you gaze into Southpaw’s eyes, you will not see a void; you will see a comrade looking back at you saying, “Damn the man. Gritty, who?”
— Southpaw (@Southpaw) July 4, 2019
12 thoughts on “Southpaw: America’s true, gritty, working-class mascot”
And he’s kind to animals. Southpaw and Buzz the Wonderpointer had quite the bromance going on at Bark in the Park. Fun article!
That’s so wholesome. 🙂
Does anyone know if Gritty does private dances?
Gritty does sound like an a$$hole
History tells us that Philly fans will probably embrace Gritty more, now that he cheap shotted a kid. These are the same folks who booed and threw snowballs at Santa
Brilliant analysis, but it unfortunately led me to discover that the White Sox mascot is probably a fraud. While in all the videos I found he cleverly avoids acts common to the game of baseball, I did see one where he squatted as a catcher, with his right hand backing up his left. Further, dolls of him batting show said mascot in the batters box closer to third base.
That’s right – hard though is to say it, let alone accept it, it definitely appears that Southpaw is really a Northpaw! Oh, the humiliation of it all.
I have a truly lefty granddaughter whom I’m trying to cajole into becoming a White Sox fan, but how can I possibly continue working on her after finding that her minority group has been the victim of cruel cultural mano-propriation?
Your granddaughter will probably be open to adopting the fluidity of hand dexterity. Take a post-modern approach where no hand is dominant, and I think you’re in.
Perhaps, like my mother, Southpaw is actually and fully ambidextrous.
I know it’s PR, but it really is very cool of the Sox to have Southpaw embrace the LGBTQ+ community. My son and I were proud to march on the field on Pride Day last year and pleased to find Southpaw leading the way and waving the flag. This kind of thing seems so simple(ton), but really does make an impression.
I must say, I’m happy that the only two teams I follow diligently, the Sox and the Indiana Pacers, both have great mascots portrayed by genuinely talented folks.
It is wholesome. There are some types of PR or corporate support that I don’t mind. ❤